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posted 4 days ago with 7,846 notes
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#Everett #Aaaaaaa

cellarghosts:

Assassin’s Creed II has some of the best quicktime events ever.

Press X to get laid!
Press X to hug Leonardo da Vinci!
Press X to strangle the Pope!


posted 5 days ago with 7,665 notes
reblogged through officialedwardkenway originally by cellarghosts
"I don’t understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something by nature we call it progress."
Ed Begley Junior (via ladycube)

posted 5 days ago with 21,029 notes
reblogged through mentalalchemy originally by mknmv

dirtling:

I’m almost positive 

That your skin is a smooth as the milky way

And that the stars

That have pressed themselves into your face

Could light up the whole city.


posted 5 days ago with 195 notes
reblogged through mimejrs originally by dirtling
#polywag

marinebluey:

annie’s my favorite character but her damn bun makes no sense how can the tips of her hair be coming out of both sides of the bun it makes no sense it gives me a headache i love her but somebody sketch out how this can be possible please it doesn’t make any sense

Shh its ok my hair does that


posted 6 days ago with 4 notes
reblogged through dibbydibs originally by marinebluey

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent


posted 6 days ago with 320,390 notes
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softmonkeychains:

thenoodlebooty:

rachelreine:

Ash what is your damage

That was low even for you


posted 6 days ago with 91,299 notes
reblogged through villainae originally by ash-ofpallet

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”


posted 6 days ago with 147,959 notes
reblogged through nattramn originally by forever-dirty-minded

dirkbot:

If you notice me reblogging

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you


posted 6 days ago with 77,929 notes
reblogged through rambirdlings originally by dirkbot

sadqueerpunk:

endlesssorcererushiromiya:

sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.

you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud


posted 6 days ago with 25,000 notes
reblogged through saccharinescorpion originally by sadqueerpunk