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#Everett #Aaaaaaa


Assassin’s Creed II has some of the best quicktime events ever.

Press X to get laid!
Press X to hug Leonardo da Vinci!
Press X to strangle the Pope!

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"I don’t understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something by nature we call it progress."
Ed Begley Junior (via ladycube)

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I’m almost positive 

That your skin is a smooth as the milky way

And that the stars

That have pressed themselves into your face

Could light up the whole city.

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annie’s my favorite character but her damn bun makes no sense how can the tips of her hair be coming out of both sides of the bun it makes no sense it gives me a headache i love her but somebody sketch out how this can be possible please it doesn’t make any sense

Shh its ok my hair does that

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what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Ash what is your damage

That was low even for you

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Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

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If you notice me reblogging

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

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i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.

you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud

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